blackandhotpink ([info]blackandhotpink) wrote,
  • Mood: chipper
  • Music: Blue Christmas - Bright Eyes

spank me santa

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In June I signed my organ donor card (28 points). Last Thursday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, [info]timtaboo (-5000 points). In November I bought porn for [info]zf (10 points). Last Wednesday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In July I gave [info]lunchmeatjedi a kidney (1000 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-4038 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
blackandhotpink

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[info]zf

December 9 2005, 07:18:54 UTC 6 years ago

i don't remember any porn =(

damn it i want my porn!
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